Tuesday, June 21, 2005

For Men Only!!! First Dates. (ToGL 5)

First date! Aaaaah! Scary! I must impress her! I must blow all my money on tickets to that Robyn Hitchcock revival show and dress to the nines and make sure I have a condom...

Wrong answer. I have hung out with so many guys the day after this disaster. They don't cry, but they have such an ideal night on their minds, there's no way it could turn out well.

1. Plan small. Plan for 2 to 3 hours of fun. Do not blow all your money. Movie then a light dinner. A short walk in the country, and a bottle of wine, fancy crackers. A few games of squash, followed by drinks.

2. Take only ten minutes more getting ready. Your clothes only need to be clean and fit well. If you shave, shave. Clip your fingernails (you never know). Yes, bring 2 or 3 rubbers (you Boy Scout, you!)

3. Have fun! Make sure you are both having fun, and take care of your date. If it's good, hang out more. If it goes bad, it goes bad--not every two tastes taste great together. (You were peanut butter, but you didn't know she was pizza.) Finish the date politely as possible.

2 comments:

  1. not every two tastes taste great together. (You were peanut butter, but you didn't know she was pizza.)

    Beautiful, Beautiful!

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  2. Peanut butter and pizza do together.... Don;t they?

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