Woman1: How did your date go?
Woman2: It was great! He's great in bed.
W1: You porked him already? On the first date?
W2: Yeah. So?
W1: So you shouldn't have!
W2: Why not? What would be different if I had waited?
W1: You don't know?
W2: No, I've never not done it on the first date.
W1: Me either. I just sometimes wish I hadn't done it later. That's all.
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women use the term porked???
ReplyDeleteI once had a girlfriend (it's true) and we were together a long time.. anyways i always remember her saying one time "I slept with you too soon."
I think it was our second date.. we were both very attacted toe each other. but i ask her
me: what do you mean?
her: i should have waited
me: for?
her: I just should have waiting longer?
me: what would that have accomplished?
her: i just should have waited.
me: oh. well i'm glad we had this talk.