Tips on Getting Laid for the Shy Pt. 1

So, I have to say I have always liked shy, smart, nice guys who are kinda strange (ya! that's you Drongo) okay really strange. (Double yah! Drongo)

And I want you all to get laid. Often. It's a worthy mission, I think. Seeing as people with steady partners get laid more often than people looking, that's what you should go for.

This is all you have to do:

1. Give up on all your crushes. If you've been into her for a month or more and she hasn't noticed you, just cut your losses. You're not looking for someone who isn't into you. You are looking for someone who is.

2. Get out into the world. Go outside. Try to meet as many people as possible.
You're shy right? You are going to go outside for your own interests, just for yourself, and pretend that you are not interested in other people. People find this extremely magnetic. So, if you always liked to draw (even if you are not as good as you would like to be) go to the bar or the park or whatever, and bring your drawing pad. People will talk to you. If you like music, start seeing some local bands. Sports? Go to the local squash league games. Think dumb people suck? Volunteer to teach someone to read (yes I know that puts you in contact with dumb people, but you know, have a little compassion, they are trying not to be dumb).

3. While you are out there trying not to meet people and just enjoy yourself, try to establish eye contact with people. Don't stare. One or two seconds will do. Some of them will smile at you. Make a comment on something going on around you, but not on the person you are talking to. That will come off as a "line." Say what is really on your mind. If this is the worst squash game you have ever seen, say so. If it's a turn-off, who cares? It's a comment on the other person, not you. And besides, you are looking for someone who is into you, and you have to separate the wheat from the chaff somehow. This is how.