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Choosing Porn for Couples

So, you and your lover have decided to take the plunge and try watching porn together. Maybe you're looking for educational purposes (new positions) or maybe she's into chicks or watching or just curious, or bored or you wouldn't have it any other way. In any case, you are at Ye Olde Porn Superstore or Pleasure Palace or online, and you notice Hot Ass #27--9 hours of Hot Ass Sex is $39.99,and so is Possessions, directed by Andrew Blake which is 116 minutes. Sure, Possessions looks better, but... nine hours is seven and a half hours more...

But Hot Ass #27 is going to be seven and a half hours more of...tit enlargement scars, ass zits, scenes so badly lit all the skin is green and other gross stuff that chicks just don't want to look at. Not only will she be sickened, but she'll think all men are pigs or worse, "oh god, my guy is a pig."

Now if you buy anything by Andrew Blake or anything by Vivid Video, it may have an actual plot--sure they're dumb, but it does help break the ice--but if she's turned on enough by the video, believe me, you are not going to be watching more than fifteen minutes at a time anyway...it'll last...

To see more simple rules of couples porn video enjoyment, click on the title of this entry. For more suggestions of porn for women, click here.

So obvious,...

Erotic Thriller

You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you. Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you. Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

So obvious, why bother?

Yes, but is it art?

For my next art project, I am going to buy four of these paint by numbers kits


And paint each one of them a different wrong way (if one is supposed to be brown, I'll make it pink, in the next, the one that's supposed to be brown will be blue, etc.) and put them all together on my wall.

Too bad I didn't think of it for 666 day. Man, how should I celebrate 666 day?

How COULD HE? SHE? THEY?

I was thinking of closing out this blog and my myspace blog today--generally committing blogicide--when I saw this:

FREE RENT PLUS ADULT AGREEMENT
Reply to: Dennis14th@aol.com
Date: 2006-06-05, 3:52AM EDT


I have a friend who has done this and now in a mutual agreed relationship with a person that is benefiting from their arrangement. I have a decent size room in Staten Island that Is a great bedroom. I don't need the rent but being busy, I find it hard to socialize nor do I have a girlfriend. I am offering a femenine girl this room in exchange for her upmost generosity (which would be sexual) . I am out of town a lot and work all hours. this is also a house and not an apartment. so if you think this is you, then lets help each other out. Everything is included. please attach a photo with your responses and if you have any questions please feel free to ask. Serious responses only and uptight nerdy people who have nothing better to do then to get into other peoples business don't waste your time, I don't care.


* yes -- cats are OK - purrr
* this is in or around Staten Island
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests




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