Today my boss tries to look up her dentist in the yellow pages, and ends up in E for "Escorts" instead. "They can put this stuff in the phone book!?!" she exclaimed. "Isn'tit illegal?!?"
"Only if they offer sex." I replied.
"Well, what is this then? This one offers role play. What's that?"
All these images of being tied up with leather thongs came into my head. I sighed and said, "I don't know."
If she only knew that you can call one of those services outside of Disney, and order up Sleeping Beauty. Or Belle. I wish I didn't.
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