Choosing Porn for Couples

So, you and your lover have decided to take the plunge and try watching porn together. Maybe you're looking for educational purposes (new positions) or maybe she's into chicks or watching or just curious, or bored or you wouldn't have it any other way. In any case, you are at Ye Olde Porn Superstore or Pleasure Palace or online, and you notice Hot Ass #27--9 hours of Hot Ass Sex is $39.99,and so is Possessions, directed by Andrew Blake which is 116 minutes. Sure, Possessions looks better, but... nine hours is seven and a half hours more...

But Hot Ass #27 is going to be seven and a half hours more of...tit enlargement scars, ass zits, scenes so badly lit all the skin is green and other gross stuff that chicks just don't want to look at. Not only will she be sickened, but she'll think all men are pigs or worse, "oh god, my guy is a pig."

Now if you buy anything by Andrew Blake or anything by Vivid Video, it may have an actual plot--sure they're dumb, but it does help break the ice--but if she's turned on enough by the video, believe me, you are not going to be watching more than fifteen minutes at a time anyway...it'll last...

To see more simple rules of couples porn video enjoyment, click on the title of this entry. For more suggestions of porn for women, click here.