Your Pussy Looks Fine!!!

In the Monday Ad' vance was an article called "Like a Virgin" (click above title)about women having reconstructive surgery on their pussies. Some sounded like it was called for: so big after 10 kids, wanted to feel cock again. Fine.

Others wanted their hymen restored. Once you fuck--that's it, kids. Having surgery down will not get your purity back. I mean, are these chics going to lie to their boyfriends? Is it worth that kind of money?

And how about the women who just want their pussies to look better? I'm just speechless. I suppose, if they are going to be in porn mags, that's one thing...but how much of that really goes on? I have never heard one guy talking to his friends say, "I got down to that pussy, and it was one ugly dawg, yo!" If you have ever seen pussy so ugly it needed a nose-job, please feel free to comment. I could be wrong. I would want to know.

Pro-Choice/Pro-Life Response to Doc-T

So, my co-blogger wrote this opinion piece on the pro-life/pro-choice issue based upon whether the fetus is alive or not. Which, of course the fetus is alive. But I think the mistake is looking at the "potentiality" of this life. People say, this baby could have been a genius, a doctor, a good person, etc., etc.

But being that this baby will not be wanted by its genetic parent, the potential is actually greater that this baby will grow up to be a drug addict, drunk driver, a murderer, a bringer of misery to the rest of us on this planet.

Really. Think about it. Most people who are plagues upon the rest of us blame their parents, who didn't really want them, who saw them as burdens, who treated them like crap.

I'm not supporting abortion. I couldn't hurt a fly. Okay, I can kill a fish, but if we had no supermarkets, that's the only meat I would eat. But I think that we need an abortion policy that acknowledges what the baby is...at that moment, and gives the mom a chance to decide to go through with the pregnancy (which was a really shitty experience for me, and my baby and I almost died in child birth, thanks). That's why I say that when the fetus is more bug-like, (first trimester) abortions should be granted, no questions asked. After that, though...I personally disagree with it.

That being said, the shame factor would make mothers risk their lives with amateur abortion attempts with clothes-hangers, etc., just like they used to. I think that's the main reason that abortion was legalized in the first place. The motel help was tired of cleaning up after amateur abortion messes. And teenage girls were dying a few days later.

Maybe what we should be doing for girls who want late-term abortions is having anonymous birthing clinics. These teenaged kids could go in and give birth and these babies would be immediately put up for adoption, no questions asked.

CNN Says SLACK OFF!

As much as I wish having sex and taking care of a good kid were the only things I did, they are not. I must also go to work--which takes over an hour each way--and then be at work for 8 whole hours. But research now shows that working our asses off all the frigging time does not an effective workplace make. More here.

Back to Sex: the Dress Every Woman Should Have

No, not the little black. Little black has little imagination as well. The dress that every woman should have is the shirt dress that buttons down from neck line to knee. Yes, it should go that long, and be made of a soft material, like jersey.

Not only is it very versatile (wear it to work buttoned up, and unbutton a few extra buttons for a hot date) but for that really special man, it can be an ultra hot sex garment. If he doesn't tell you after dinner he's been fantasizing about unbuttoning you the whole time (they do dig buttons) then before you get to bed, just unbutton down to your bra, and up to your panties. What can I say...this look adds kink, and if you're feeling chubby, hides flaws in an unselfconscious way.

Yes, I did have a great weekend. How could you tell?

Parenthood 3: Why isn't this fun yet?

I'm not going to lie. Parenthood isn't all introducing your kid to Captain Marvel and Pac-Man and making snow angels. Those are fantastic moments, and in my opinion, balance out the dirty diapers, the toilet-training, and the tantrums which a lot of people have a lot of anxiety about. When you think about those tough moments, you may want to keep some things in mind:

1. When your kid is having a tantrum, or acting crazy, a big stressor is "What'll other people think! Oh no! My kid is being loud and annoying people! They think I'm a bad parent! They're getting pissed." Actually, A LOT of people have kids, or little nieces and nephs, so more people will be more sympathetic than you think. Also, people who aren't understanding are just jerks. Really. Because even if they aren't parents, hopefully they can remember being kids themselves, and cranky or whatever, and sympathize with your kid..

2. The whole nasty diaper/potty training experience is relatively short in the entirety of your relationship with your kid. I mean, it only lasts about 3 1/2 years at most, and hopefully your relationship with your child will last a good 50 years. If your relationship lasts that long, maybe they will be helping you with your old-age incontinence (karma in action!!!).

3.Everybody has a "favorite age." Some people like widdle babies. Some toddlers, elementary school kids, or teens. Kids grow and change fast! Most moms (but not me) like the younger ages better. But most men like late elementary and teenagers better, because they are more interested in the outside worlds and careers. So, if things are tough right now, wait five minutes.